On July 19, the outstanding actress Faina Ranevskaya died. Viewers remember her not only from wonderful films, but also from sparkling quotes. We remembered the most popular statements of Faina Ranevskaya.
About women and love
"God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so they could love men."
Which women do you think are more loyal to brunettes or blondes? Without hesitation, she replied: "Gray!"
“Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs? ”
“Nothing can hold back the pressure of beauty!” (Looking at a hole in his skirt)
“- You will not believe, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except the groom. “Are you bragging, honey, or are you complaining?”
“Only the brain, the asshole and the pill have the second half. And I'm originally whole. ”
“A real man is a man who remembers the woman’s birthday and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband. ”
"Critics - Amazons in menopause."
"Why are all fools such women?"
About health
To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - she usually answered: "No, I just look like that."
"What I'm doing? Feigning health. ”
"I feel, but bad."
“Health is when you have a pain every day elsewhere.”
“If the patient really wants to live, the doctors are powerless.”
"Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it."
About work
“I will open the money, but the shame will remain” - Ranevskaya’s response to the proposal to star in some picture. ”
"To star in a bad film is like spitting in eternity."
“When they don’t give me a role, I feel like a pianist who chopped off my hands.”
“I am a miscarriage of Stanislavsky.”
“I am a provincial actress. Wherever I served! Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve! .. "
"I, by virtue of the talent granted to me, squeaked like a mosquito."
“I’ve been watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!”
"Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one."
"How erroneous the opinion that there are no irreplaceable actors."
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
"Wee in the tram - everything he did in art."
"I do not recognize the word" play. " You can play cards, horse racing, checkers. You need to live on stage. ”
About life
"The companion of fame is loneliness."
"You have to live so that you are remembered by the bastards."
"Life passes and does not bow, like an angry neighbor."
"Optimism is a lack of information."
About myself
"All my life, I swam in the toilet with a butterfly style."
"I had the mind to live a foolish life."
“- Faina Georgievna, how are you?” “Do you know, dear, what is shit?” So it is in comparison with my life - it’s bad. ”
"Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can’t stand when men are sitting."
“I'm like an old palm tree at a train station - nobody needs it, but I feel sorry for throwing it away.”
"I spoke for a long time and unconvincingly, as if I spoke of the friendship of peoples."
“My funeral tricks”, Faina Georgievna said about her awards
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Quotes
- All my life I swam in the toilet with a butterfly style.
- We were accustomed to single-celled words, scanty thoughts, play after this Ostrovsky!
- Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life.
- Under the most beautiful tail of the peacock hides the most common chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
- I’m like eggs: I’m participating, but I don’t enter.
- Why are all fools such women?
- Do you know what it is to act in films? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and there they will lead an excursion.
- Life is a long leap from n * to the grave.
- I’m like an old palm tree at the station - nobody needs it, but I feel sorry for throwing it away.
- For the actress, there are no benefits if it is necessary for the role.
- When I begin to write my memoirs, then the phrases: “I was born in the family of a poor oilman ...”, nothing works out for me.
- To gain recognition, one must even die.
- Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism - this is not a perversion. There are actually only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.
- Beautiful people also shit.
- I do not recognize the word "play." You can play cards, horse racing, checkers. You need to live on stage.
- Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
- I hate you. Everywhere I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, this is Mulia, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming.”
- Everyone is free to dispose of his ass, as he wants. Therefore, I raise mine and y ** t.
- I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
- Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
- Wee in the tram - everything he did in art.
- Talent is self-doubt and excruciating dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s own shortcomings, which I have never seen in mediocrity.
- I’m watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
- Better to be a good person, "swearing obscene" than a quiet, well-educated creature.
Actress Stories
Once Ranevskaya stood completely naked in her dressing room. And smoked. Suddenly, the director and manager of the Mossovet Theater Valentin Shkolnikov entered her without knocking. And stunned. Faina Georgievna calmly asked: “Are you shocked that I smoke?”
Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said: "Because the white color fills."
Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women do you think are more loyal to a brunette or blonde?” Without hesitation, she replied: “Gray!”.
Once in a theater, a young moody actress declared: "The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real." “Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya calms her, “ “Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last”.
14Quotes and aphorisms 01.04.2017
Dear readers, today I invite you to the article with a special mood. On April Fools' Day, let us recall the quotes and aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya. Aphorisms of this great mockingbird continue to excite, surprise, cling to these days.
It seems that an entire era has passed (after all, Faina Ranevskaya has not been with us for more than 30 years), and this period was full of very significant historical events. Much has changed in the country, changes are striking in the life of every family, every person. But it is worth looking through these well-aimed phrases again, and you understand how little a person changes with time, his essence, psychology, mentality, attitude to the world and those around him.
Strictly speaking, not all phraseologisms attributed to Faina Georgievna are her own “invention”. Those colleagues and few friends who had the happiness of visiting her house know that the actress had a habit of “catching” interesting phrases, proverbs, and winged expressions of great people. She fixed them on pieces of paper and hung them in the rooms.
Of course, they "recorded on the crust", perhaps creatively transformed, edited for a specific situation and characters. And then, said to the place and in a unique manner peculiar to her, they acquired the status of aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya. Which does not detract from their dignity at all!
And it does not negate the fact that she herself constantly gave birth to such impromptu. In the life of the actress there were many difficulties, problems, sometimes tragic circumstances. She was really, fatally alone. And humor, sarcasm, self-irony became saving armor from the imperfections of the world and human injustice, cruelty and cynicism.
I probably tried, very conditionally, to break up the famous best aphorisms of Ranevskaya Faina Georgievna into thematic sections. I suggest you, dear readers, to go on an exciting journey through this unique world of wise and well-aimed utterances. I assure you, it will be boring and very informative!
People are like candles! ...
The surrounding people were struck by her boundless kindness. How she got along with a "prickly" character was incomprehensible. She managed to quickly give out salaries and pensions, and then hardly reach the next. Paid to the person who was walking the dog, nurses for injections. A substantial amount was transferred to the Leningrad house of veterans of the scene.
To be friends with her was fashionable, all the more so, not burdensome. In her house there were also those whom Faina Georgievna treated with sincere respect: Vladimir Vysotsky, Anna Akhmatova, Sergey Yursky and a number of other guests dear to her heart. She always loved to treat, give and not wait for anything in return. She ate little and was generally unpretentious. But very observant. Ranevskaya’s quotes and aphorisms about people are evidence of this.
People, like candles, are divided into two types: one for light and heat, and the other in the ass ...
It is better to be a good person swearing obscene than a quiet, well-educated creature.
If a person has done you evil, give him candy. He is evil to you, you are candy to him. And so on until this creature develops diabetes mellitus.
Many complain about their appearance, and no one - at the brains.
If you have a person to whom you can tell dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely ...
What kind of world? How many idiots are around, how much fun from them!
There are people who just want to go up and ask if it's hard to live without brains.
It was always incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
People arrange problems for themselves, no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.
Under the most beautiful peacock tail is always an ordinary chicken ass.
There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; And there are people that live only worms.
Men and women are two poles of love
Faina Ranevskaya quotes and aphorisms about men and women sometimes gave out quite “salty” ones. However, on other topics, she could speak out very diplomatically. But capacious and accurate. She herself experienced a very cruel disappointment in love in her early youth. And then she spoke rather sarcastically about her appearance and personal life. Of course, she fell in love, like any creative subtle nature. But she learned to successfully hide true feelings behind a veil of irony. I watched foreign relations from the outside, dropping the “linguistic” masterpieces.
If a woman tells a man that he is the most intelligent, then she understands that she will not find a second such fool.
Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Women die later than men because they are always late ...
There are no overweight women, there are tight clothes.
God made women beautiful so that they could be loved by men, and stupid so that they could love men.
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman begets a heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man gives birth to a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man creates an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirtation.
If a woman walks with her head bowed, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly raised, she has a lover! If a woman holds her head straight - she has a lover! And anyway - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?
- This is obvious - after all, there are very few blind men, and a dime a dozen dumb.
Why are all fools such women?
Which women do you think are more faithful - brunettes or blondes?
- Gray!
When the hopper has sore legs, she jumps while sitting.
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everyone or the family.
A real man is a man who remembers the woman’s birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
An employee of the Radio Committee N was constantly experiencing drama because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: she sobbed because of another quarrel, then he abandoned her, then she had an abortion from him. Ranevskaya called her "the victim of HeraSima."
You won’t believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except the groom.
“Are you bragging, dear, or are you complaining?”
There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.
Medicine + diets \u003d health? Is not a fact!
A lot of aphorisms among Faina Ranevskaya’s cool sayings about different aspects of medicine, health, she went on diets, which were then "in trend". The health of the actress herself was rather poor. She was treated a lot, including in prestigious hospitals in the capital, from where she came out with the following conviction: “The Kremlin Hospital is a nightmare with all amenities.”
One of the actors calls Faina Georgievna, inquires about her health.
“My dear,” she complains, “such a nightmare!” My head hurts, teeth to hell, my heart is squeezing, I cough terribly. Liver, kidneys, stomach - everything is aching! He breaks his joints, I can barely walk ... Thank God that I am not a man, otherwise there would still be a prostate gland!
Health is when you have a pain every day in another place.
I noticed that if you do not eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, do not drink beer with fish - the face becomes smaller, but sadder ...
Why don't you do plastic surgery?
And the point! You will update the facade, but the sewage system is still old!
Ladies, do not lose weight ... You need it ... It’s better to be a ruddy cake for old age than a dried monkey ...
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
To stay thin, a woman needs to eat in front of a mirror and naked.
“Faina,” her old friend asked, “do you think medicine is making progress?”
- But what about. In my youth at the doctor I had to undress every time, and now it’s enough to show the language.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
About life and loneliness
“Remember: for everything that you do evil, you have to pay with the same coin ... I don’t know who is watching this, but watching, and very carefully.” This is one of the aphorisms of Ranevskaya, which can not be called funny or witty. This is “just” a wise observation of a person who has experienced a lot, felt it. She was offended, sometimes absolutely deliberately. As it happens not only in the theatrical environment, but in creative groups, bullying is usually more sophisticated. She learned to distance herself from unpleasant people, but the inevitable consequence of this was deep loneliness.
A sad ass can’t fart joyfully.
Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life ...
Life is too short to spend on diets, greedy men and a bad mood.
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house and an alarm clock rings.
The Russian person does not want to do anything on an empty stomach and does not want to think, but on a full stomach, he cannot.
Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.
Loneliness is a condition about which there is no one to tell.
And whatever nature does to man!
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - that means life is coming to an end.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And the reality is when it is the other way around.
Life passes and does not bow, like an angry neighbor.
You must live so that you are remembered by the bastards.
(Explaining to someone why the condom is white)
- Because the white color fills.
Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism - this is not a perversion. There are actually only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.
The companion of fame is loneliness.
Loneliness as a condition is not treatable.
This is a slow but progressive turning of the head into an asshole. First in form, and then in content.
Dreams come true ... You just have to laugh.
About the theater and cinema: the miscarriage of Stanislavsky
The biographers of Ranevskaya tell how she first appeared on the threshold of one of the Moscow theaters. It was 1915, Faya managed to try herself in a number of projects in theaters of southern Russia. She arrived at the theater director with a letter of recommendation from a friend of the director, Moscow entrepreneur Sokolovsky.
“Dear Vanyusha,” a colleague wrote, “I am sending you this lady, just to get rid of her. You yourself somehow delicately, in a hint, in brackets, explain to her that she has nothing to do on stage, that she has no prospects. For me, rightly, it’s inconvenient to do this for a number of reasons, so you, my friend, somehow dissuade her from her acting career - it will be better both for her and for the theater. This is perfect mediocrity, she plays all the roles in exactly the same way, her surname is Ranevskaya ... "
Fortunately, the addressee did not heed the recommendations of the entrepreneur. And the world recognized one of the greatest actresses of the 20th century. In addition, we can now read aphorisms and quotes from Faina Ranevskaya. True, in the theater for half a century she played only 17 roles, plus embodied about the same number of film images.
I am a miscarriage of Stanislavsky.
Critics - Amazons in menopause.
Once, on the southern sea, Ranevskaya pointed her hand at a flying gull and said:
- The Moscow Art Theater flew.
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
To star in a bad film is like spitting in eternity.
They say that this performance is not successful with the audience?
“Well, that’s putting it mildly.” I called the cash desk yesterday and asked when the show began.
- So what?
- They answered me: “When will it be convenient for you?”
I’m watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!
I lived with many theaters, but I never enjoyed it.
I do not recognize the word "play." You can play cards, horse racing, checkers. You need to live on stage.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scanty thoughts, play after this Ostrovsky!
How erroneous is the opinion that there are no irreplaceable actors.
About colleagues: everything will be real!
Sergei Yursky said that after filming in Cinderella, how Faina Georgievna received an “indecently large” fee. She was really ashamed of this substantial amount, began to ask colleagues in the theater who needed what, and pretty quickly lowered the money. And only when everything was distributed, I came to my senses: I myself have nothing to buy a piece of fabric that I planned to purchase. Nevertheless, behind her back they slandered, and even sore in the face, about her appearance and "unbearable" character. It was against this background that Ranevskaya’s ridiculous aphorisms about colleagues appeared.
(About director Y. Zavadsky) He will die from the expansion of fantasy.
(About the director Yu. Zavadsky) Perpetum male.
(Dialogue with Zavadsky)
- Faina Georgievna, you have devoured my whole director’s plan with your game!
- That's just the feeling that I ate shit!
I do not tolerate mass in a brothel, ”she said about the performances of the main director in front of the troupe. - Do you know what Zavadsky is dreaming of? That he died and was buried in the Kremlin wall!
I am very sorry, Faina Georgievna, that you were not at the premiere of my new play, Viktor Rozov boasted of Ranevskaya. - People at the box office staged a massacre!
- And How? Did they manage to get the money back?
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, ”the capricious young actress demands.
“Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya calms her. - That's it: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
About me: I'm like an old palm tree at the train station
Each of us has our own Mulia, ”Anna Akhmatova, one of her really close friends, consoled her.
- And what kind of Mulia do you have? asked Faina Georgievna.
“She squeezed her hands under a dark veil,” Anna Andreyevna grinned.
They became friends during the war, in evacuation in Tashkent. Then the poetess recalled: Ranevskaya constantly followed her with a notebook, wrote down thoughts and lines of future poems, which Akhmatova “dropped”. And then, out of distraction, they melted a stove-stove.
“Madam, you are 11 years old and never will be 12,” Akhmatova laughed. At that time, Ranevskaya was 46, and Akhmatova smoy - 53.
Faina Georgievna, unlike many other wits, was always very self-critical. Therefore, among the best aphorisms of Ranevskaya are her statements about herself.
Only the pill, brain and ass have a second half. I am originally whole !!!
My favorite disease is scabies: it scratched itself and I still want to. And the most hated is hemorrhoids: neither see yourself, nor show people.
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can’t stand when men are sitting.
Everyone who loved me did not like me. And whom I loved - did not love me. My appearance deprived me of my personal life!
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this very talent that made me miserable.
There are two thoughts in my old head, three thoughts from the strength, but at times they raise such fuss that it seems that there are thousands of them.
I had the mind to live a foolish life.
Something for a long time they did not tell me that I fucking. I'm losing popularity.
All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially the women. You never know how to talk to them without falling into their level.
This is not a room. This is a real well. I feel like a bucket that was lowered there.
I, like eggs, participate, but do not enter.
All my life I swam in the toilet with a butterfly style.
Do you know darling what shit is? So here it is in comparison with my life!
I come across not faces, but a personal insult.
I’m like an old palm tree at the station - nobody needs it, but I feel sorry for throwing it away.
(Looking at a gap in his skirt) The pressure of beauty cannot hold back anything!
I spoke for a long time and unconvincingly, as if I spoke of the friendship of peoples.
Think and talk about me as you wish. Where did you see a cat that would be interested in what the mice say about it?
What I'm doing? I simulate health.
When I was 20 years old, I only thought about love. Now I like to think only.
I feel, but bad.
Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?
“No, I just look like that.”
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
My God, as life slipped through, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
It is terrible when you are eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and you have to go, you did not have time, but only begin to live!
Old age and little joys
Faina Ranevskaya, whose quotes and aphorisms we recall today, has always loved animals. They brightened up her lonely existence. A mongrel named Boy she hired nannies, fed delicacies. It used to say: "My dog \u200b\u200blives like Sarah Bernhardt, and I live like a dog."
Old age is a time when candles on a birthday cake are more expensive than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes for tests.
Old age is simply disgusting. I believe that it is the ignorance of God when he allows him to live to old age.
Aging is boring, but this is the only way to live long.
I still remember decent people ... God, how old I am!
Memories are the riches of old age.
Old age is when not bad dreams worry, but bad reality.
Situations and Dialogues
Faina Ranevskaya gave birth to quotes and aphorisms on the go. Sometimes she could quite sharply “shave off” the boor, and sometimes she invented elegant formulations. Rather, not for offenders who are unlikely to appreciate this verbal equilibrium, but for more advanced colleagues.
Ranevskaya was walking along the street, some man pushed her. The ignoramus had the "mind" also to scold the elderly woman with dirty words. Faina Georgievna reacted outwardly calmly:
“For a number of reasons, I can’t answer you now with the words you use.” But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
“How did you define this?”
- Two sat on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror.
Somehow slipped and fell on the street. A man walked towards the actress.
- Lift me up! she asked. - People’s artists do not lie on the road ...
After the performance, the artists carried a crowded bus home. Suddenly an indecent sound came from the crowd. Ranevskaya leaned over to her neighbor’s ear and in a whisper, but so that everyone could hear, she issued:
- Feel, darling? Someone has a second wind!
Ranevskaya with all her household and huge luggage arrives at the station.
“It is a pity that we did not capture the piano,” says Faina Georgievna.
“Not good,” one of those accompanying remarks.
“Really imprudent,” Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that on the piano I left all the tickets.
(To the administrator who made her completely naked in the dressing room)
“Are you shocked that I smoke?”
I love nature.
“And this is after what she did to you?”
The call does not work, as you come, knock your feet.
- Why are you kicking?
“But you are not going to come empty-handed!”
Memory of the heart
Faina Georgievna was unpretentious at home. She had neither a car nor a summer house. Few people know that she was fond of painting. I gave away to my colleagues my paintings, which were rather talentedly written.
In conclusion, I recall a few aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya on various topics that guests of her hospitable house recorded.
(About Lenin) You know, when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we are in great trouble.
Do you understand my shallow idea?
May it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
Now, when a person is embarrassed to say that he does not want to die, he says this: he really wants to survive in order to see what will happen next. As if not for this, he would immediately be ready to lie in a coffin.
Animals, which are few, are listed in the Red Book, and many of which are listed in the Book of Delicious and Healthy Food.
It is very difficult to be a genius among the boogers.
I hate cynicism for its accessibility.
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but that there is love and the memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it weren’t ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
Talent is self-doubt and excruciating dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s own shortcomings, which I have never seen in mediocrity.
Dear friends! The memory of the heart is indeed not always cloudless. But it leaves us with joyful and disturbing moments of our life, everything that is expensive and that actually makes up this life. Today we have touched an inexhaustible source - one of the facets of the talent of Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya. Something was left out of the scope of this material, but we remembered a lot, experienced with you. I hope this communication was bright and useful.
I thank the reader of my blog, Lyubov Mironova, for her help in preparing the material for this article.
As illustrations for the article, photographs of the famous Soviet photographer Dmitry Baltermants are used. He worked for many years in the magazine "Spark", for almost half a century the country looked at the world through his eyes. For many years, Baltermants was considered the main Soviet photographer who, during his lifetime, was recognized by his colleagues abroad. Thanks to Anna Blintsova, the blog designer, for the wonderful work.
And for the soul and mood, I suggest watching another video material with the best quotes and aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya.
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Quotes by Faina Ranevskaya have been enormously popular since Soviet times. This outstanding theater and film actress, for her long life, and she lived for 87 years, managed to do a lot. And more to say.
It should be noted that almost every saying or quote is a unique, accurate and funny aphorism. Read this collection and see for yourself.
Quotes and aphorisms Faina Ranevskaya
AND statements of Faina Ranevskaya far from always differ in the delicacy or accuracy in the selection of images or expressions. But what exactly you can be sure of is the absolute accuracy of Ranevskaya’s statements. Most of them always hit exactly the target.
We offer you a wonderful selection of selected quotes and aphorisms of one of the most famous women of the twentieth century.
Statements of Ranevskaya about women
When the “Sistine Madonna” was brought to Moscow, everyone went to look at it. Faina Georgievna heard a conversation between two officials from the Ministry of Culture. One claimed that the picture did not impress him. Ranevskaya noticed:
“This lady, for so many centuries, has impressed such people that now she herself has the right to choose whom she impresses and who not!”
God made women beautiful so that they could be loved by men, and stupid so that they could love men.
This ass is called "ass-playful."
Which women do you think are more loyal to brunettes or blondes?
Without hesitation, she replied: Gray.
Critics - Amazons in menopause.
When the hopper has sore legs, she jumps while sitting.
With such an ass you have to stay at home!
Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts!
Ranevskaya’s statements about health
To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - she usually answered: "No, I just look like that."
What I'm doing? I simulate health.
I feel, but bad.
My favorite disease, said Ranevskaya, is scabies: it scratched itself and I still want to. And the most hated is hemorrhoids: neither see yourself, nor show people.
Health is when you have a pain every day in another place.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
Statements of Ranevskaya about old age
Old age is when not bad dreams worry, but bad reality.
I’m like an old palm tree at the station - nobody needs it, but I feel sorry for throwing it away.
It is terrible when you are eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and you have to go, you did not have time, but only begin to live!
My God, as life slipped through, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - that means life is coming to an end.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
Aging is boring, but this is the only way to live long.
Old age is a time when candles on a birthday cake are more expensive than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes for tests.
Statements Ranevskaya about work
The money is eaten, but the shame remains. (About his work in the cinema)
To star in a bad film is like spitting in eternity.
When they don’t give me a role, I feel like a pianist who chopped off my hands.
I am a miscarriage of Stanislavsky.
I am a provincial actress. Where I just didn’t serve! Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve!
I, by virtue of the talent granted to me, squeaked like a mosquito.
I lived with many theaters, but I never enjoyed it.
I’m watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
How erroneous is the opinion that there are no irreplaceable actors.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scanty thoughts, play after this Ostrovsky!
I get letters: "Help become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
Perpetum male. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
He will die from the expansion of fantasy. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
Wee in the tram - everything he did in art.
I do not recognize the word "play." You can play cards, horse racing, checkers. You need to live on stage.
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, ”the capricious young actress demands.
Everything will be real, ”Ranevskaya calms her.“ Everything: pearls in the first action, and poison in the last.
Statements Ranevskaya about himself and life
All my life I swam in the toilet with a butterfly style.
The companion of fame is loneliness.
You must live so that you are remembered by the bastards.
I had the mind to live a foolish life.
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this very talent that made me miserable. But are viewers really in love? What is the matter? Why is it so hard in the theater? In the movie, too, Gangsters.
In Moscow, you can go out dressed as God willing, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my chintz dresses cause general perplexity - they discuss this in hairdressing salons, dental outpatient clinics, trams, and private houses. My monstrous "stinginess" upsets everyone - for no one believes in poverty.
Loneliness as a condition is not treatable.
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can’t stand when men are sitting.
Life passes and does not bow, like an angry neighbor.
Statements by Ranevskaya on various topics
Spelling mistakes in the letter - like a bug on a white blouse.
Beautiful people also shit.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And the reality is when it is the other way around.
I spoke for a long time and unconvincingly, as if I spoke of the friendship of peoples.
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everyone or the family.
Optimism is a lack of information.
May it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
I come across not faces, but a personal insult.
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
A real man is a man who remembers the woman’s birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
It was always incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
Do you understand my shallow idea?
A child from the first grade of the school must be taught the science of loneliness.
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but that there is love and the memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it weren’t ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
You know, when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we are in great trouble. (About Lenin)
This is not a room. This is a real well. I feel like a bucket that was lowered there.
"You will not believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except the groom."
“Are you bragging, honey, or are you complaining?”
An employee of the Radio Committee N was constantly experiencing drama because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: either she wept for another quarrel, then he abandoned her, then she had an abortion from him Ranevskaya called her "the victim of HeraSima."
Once Ranevskaya was asked: Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?
- It’s obvious because there are very few blind men, and a dime a dozen dumb.
How many times does a woman blush in life?
- Four times: on the first wedding night, when for the first time cheating on her husband, when for the first time he takes money, when for the first time gives money.
What about a man?
- Two times: the first time when the second cannot; the second when the first cannot.
Ranevskaya with all her household and huge luggage arrives at the station.
“It is a pity that we did not capture the piano,” says Faina Georgievna.
“Not good,” one of those accompanying remarks.
“Really imprudent,” Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that
I left all the tickets on the piano.
Once Yuri Zavadsky, artistic director of the Theater. Moscow City Council, where she worked
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya (and with whom she had far from
cloudless relationship), shouted in the heat of the actress: "Faina Georgievna,
you gobbled up my whole director’s plan with your game! "" That's it for me
the feeling that I was full of crap! "- retorted Ranevskaya.
Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
“How did you define this?”
“Two sat on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror,” Faina Georgievna explained.
Someone pushed Ranevskaya walking down the street, and even cursed me with dirty words. Faina Georgievna told him:
“For a number of reasons, I can’t answer you now with the words you use.” But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore and I never cheated on my husband because I never had one, ”said Ranevskaya, anticipating the journalist’s possible questions.
- So, the journalist is not far behind, so you have absolutely no shortcomings?
“In general, no,” Ranevskaya answered modestly, but with dignity.
And after a short pause she added:
- True, I have a big ass and I sometimes lie a little bit!
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In 1896, in the family of a wealthy Jew, Hirsch Feldman - the owner of a factory, a ship, several houses and shops. Since childhood, the girl stuttered slightly, so her peers constantly touched her. Because of this, she decided to leave the gymnasium and was educated at home.
She was very fond of Russian classics, especially Chekhov. By the way, she borrowed her stage name “Ranevskaya” from the great classic. If you remember, that’s the name of the heroine of Chekhov from the play “The Cherry Orchard”. As for the choice of profession, then, as Faina Girshievna claimed, she did not choose her, because she “lurked” in her. She possessed a sharpness of mind and language, subtle humor, free outlook on life. That's what the great Faina Ranevskaya was for contemporaries.
The catchphrases that we often repeat today contain a deep meaning. They are so marked, fair and consistent with today's reality that sometimes you are simply surprised that their author is a woman born in the 19th century.
When Ranevskaya worked at the Mossovet Theater, she had problems with the leader - She often parodyed him, could put him in his place even in front of the whole team, and many sharp phrases and expressions of Faina Ranevskaya arose precisely because of this conflict.
One of her most accurate phrases gives an explanation of her whole life: “What is playing on stage? You can play checkers, cards, hide and seek. You need to live on the stage! ”Yes, she was one of the most truthful actresses on the Soviet screen, despite the fact that she never managed to fully realize herself as an actress. Perhaps, due to her unusual appearance and specific timbre, her voice was not given the roles she wanted to play. However, even those small images that she created on the stage or in front of the movie camera were forever remembered by the viewer. The most interesting thing is that today's young generation, which does not know the actress, who played on stage under the pseudonym Faina Ranevskaya, knows the catchphrases that belong to her. Here are some of them:
- “Life must be lived in such a way that even the bastards remember you.”
- “You know, when I first saw this bald man on an armored car, I immediately thought: very big troubles await us ahead.” (So \u200b\u200bshe put it about Vladimir Lenin.)
- But this, for sure, many women like to repeat: “Life is very short in order to spend it on some diets and a bad mood.”
- “In life there are people whom one wants to approach and ask: is it difficult to live without brains?”
Probably, many thought: "Ay, yes Faina Ranevskaya!" The catchphrases she invented are simply priceless! For example, this one: “Optimism is simply a lack of information.” Having comprehended the essence of what was said, one is simply amazed at the depth of its meaning.
Faina Ranevskaya: catchphrases about women
The actress has a great many stabbing Surely, many have heard this:
“If a woman walks with her head bowed, then she has a lover. If a woman proudly steps with her head raised, then she definitely has a lover. If a woman goes and keeps her head straight, then she has a lover. And in general, if a woman has a head, then she certainly has a lover! ”
Or this one: “If you want to lose weight, then eat naked and in front of the mirror!”
But this is more of a joke than a catch phrase:
Today I killed 5 flies. Of these, two were males, and three were females.
And how did you manage to determine this?
Easily! Two sat on a beer bottle, and three sat on the mirrors.
About loneliness
Faina Ranevskaya was never married and had no children. In old age, she acutely felt loneliness, and some phrases of her about this condition.
- “Loneliness is a condition that there is no one to tell about.”
- Or: “Loneliness is when, when there is a telephone in the house, only the alarm rings.”
Faina Ranevskaya, the great Russian actress, died in 1984 at the age of 88, leaving behind a large collection of aphorisms and films with her participation.